February 21, 2011

Congrats for reading this boring post

Horray for leadership in this country! Without president's, I would not be able to stay at home today to relax and pig out.

Speaking of food...

Is it just me or has anyone ever felt foolish reading packagings that say "CONGRATS for choosing this food product" ?    Kind of like the labeling printed on this bag of beef jerky I'm currently eating:

Whenever I see something like this, I feel like I'm suppose to experience some grand sense of accomplishment after I consume it. Unfortunately, my intuitions usually deem false.

Wouldn't be really funny if schools sent acceptance letters printed on products?  Like you would recieve a bag of potato chips from so and so university and probably have an inital reaction of "Wth?!"

Then while perusing through the ingredients on the back you'd spot the label on it...

CONGRATULATION! We are pleased to say you have been accepted to blah blah blah University! Please open this bag of chips to taste your glory.  You will also find more information inside the bag (kind of like those mini coupons and toys you find inside the cereal box).

That would be pretty spiffy eh?

1 comment:

  1. you're hungry - stop starving and find something to eat!